Top 50 Electropop, Dreampop, and Indie Tracks of 2012
Electropop, dreampop, indiepop, dancepop, cheesepop, synthpop, 80’s revival, new new wave, new new romantics, electric music for adults, music that sounds great with a glass of wine on a couch in a...
View ArticleVIDEO: Jesus Growing Up Rich
My only Christmas bit. Wrote this a couple years ago. One of my few old jokes I’m still happy with. The post VIDEO: Jesus Growing Up Rich appeared first on Better! Funner!.
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Do Canadians have their own sense of humor?
Per capita, Canada is funniest country in the world. Sure, there may be more funny people in the US or UK, but on average, Canadians are the funniest. But let’s be honest, Canada is just the 51st...
View ArticleTop 25 Electropop, Dreampop, and Indiepop albums of 2012
The album – not a random offering of singles, but a piece of art that should be enjoyed in one go, from start to finish. Anyone who says the album is dead should trash their iPod and buy a record...
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When a Taxi Driver says you’re Jewish, then gets pulled over
So I’m heading to Hollywood, California for a work thing. Ordered a car service to the airport because my company is paying for it. The best part about a car service is the robot-like driver who...
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A Mom’s Guide to the Oscar Best Pictures
The 2013 Oscars are over and the nominees are beginning to be released for the masses on DVD, Blu-ray and Netflix. The critics have weighed in, the film geeks have watched, and the jury has decided....
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How I got a Handicapped Woman to Touch my Penis
I had a cyst on my penis. Well, it depends on who you ask. I consider that part of my body to be my penis. If I was asked to measure my penis, like by the folks at Guinness, I’d jam a ruler into my...
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Comedy and Loathing in San Francisco
Thirty seconds after writing my name on last night’s open mic list, I scratched it off. I can’t go 25th. I can’t wait until 1am to perform six minutes in front of the last three comics waiting to go...
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Invite Phil to Your Party!!
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This is Why People Aren’t Buying Windows Phones
I’ve been in California for 18 months now, and I’ve yet to see a SINGLE Windows Phone in a consumer’s hands. Seriously. The few times I have, I’ve confronted and even congratulated the individual,...
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How a Writer Fails 9th Grade English
Failing 9th grade G&T English was the most embarrassing thing I’ve ever done. Well, right up until the dozens of more-embarrassing things I’ve done since then. Nineteen years later I’m finally...
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Top 40 Electropop Albums of 2013
2013 was an incredible year for music, especially if you’re a fan of electro stuff. I’d argue there was more great albums in 2013 than all of the 00’s combined. Yes. 2013 was the year electropop...
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Justine Sacco: From one Public Relations Jokster to Another
We did it, ‘MURICA!! We ruined a woman’s life! And right before Christmas!! Let’s hope her South African vacation was ruined by thoughts of despair and suicide. There’s too many women in executive...
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Student Fools No One with Apple Sticker
LOS ANGELES – University of California Los Angeles sophomore Ryan Kessling has yet to fool a single classmate into believing his laptop is an authentic Apple product. Citing a lack of funds and...
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Area Dogs Share Mixed Feelings on Super Bowl
SEATTLE, WA – With the largest TV event of the year just a week away, dozens of area dogs share mixed feelings of the Super Bowl and related parties coming to their domiciles. While the momental game...
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How to Roll into Work 2 Hours Late and Not Get Caught
There’s a million legitimate reasons not to arrive at work on time. Extra sleep, less traffic, alcoholism, extra-long masturbation session, or just general who-gives-a-shitness. Show up at 9am? All...
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Man Debates Whether or Not to Go to Gym From Bed
SAN FRANCISCO – With his exercise shoes, socks, shorts, shirt and towel neatly laid out on his dresser, area man Phillip Schwarzmann is debating whether or not to go the gym from the comfort of his...
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Here’s What’s Really Going On With FINNBAY
The instant you read Finnbay.com’s tagline, “HELPS YOU NAVIGATE IN THE DETAIL WHEN YOU ARE IN FINLAND”, you should immediately realize it’s just a hack blog run by a couple of bored...
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Area Man Has Enthusiastic Conversation With Starbucks
REDWOOD CITY, CA – With a new sense of purpose and increased zest for life, area man Phil Schwarzmann has been engaged in an enthusiastic conversation with, what he assumes is, Seattle-based...
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